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mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

things about Hufflepuffs #414

thingsabouthufflepuffs:

Hufflepuffs love people-watching. They’re great at finding that perfect spot in a coffee shop or train station to just blend in and watch the faces go by. Their well-known empathy extends even to strangers; they tend to make up/guess the destination and/or life story of certain passersby who strike their fancy. 

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck