Cartoon Tumblr Themes
Welcome. Step into my insanity.

piedemandstobeeaten:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

robo-mime:

the-eyeball-fairy:

freudianslipnslide:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

What’s really cool is, humans are the only primates known to have this instinct at birth. Other ape babies would just freak out and drown. So I don’t think it comes from being in amniotic fluid for 9 months (since it’s not like they have room to actually swim in there). It’s been speculated that humans evolved in the ocean at some point, which is a really cool theory that I recommend checking out.

Also, SWIMMING BABY IS ADORABLE.

baby haruka nanase

To support the theory of humans evolving from the ocean, when you spend long amounts of time in the water and your fingers and toes go all wrinkly, it’s a mechanism that the human body developed to help us grip to things under water, the same way a gecko can grip a vertical wall.

I’m not saying mermaids


You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

sexpansion:

Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

"Chaos is great. chaos is what killed the Dinosaurs, darling."

"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."

Heathers (1988)

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

writingsforwinter:

The woman on the street corner has a spine tattoo

that would make anyone weep if read backwards,

something about having a three-way

with a pair of ghosts who never quite figured out where home was.

The first night I crossed the equator I remembered the dream in which

I was given the wrong…

orlandosunshine:

sarcasticfina:

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.

"I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever"

the song’s Repeat Stuff

I have this whole song memorized because it’s truly amazing