Cartoon Tumblr Themes
Welcome. Step into my insanity.



one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

things about Hufflepuffs #414


Hufflepuffs love people-watching. They’re great at finding that perfect spot in a coffee shop or train station to just blend in and watch the faces go by. Their well-known empathy extends even to strangers; they tend to make up/guess the destination and/or life story of certain passersby who strike their fancy. 


i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck